I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
life would be great if i wasn’t so anxious all the fucking time
Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you?
talking to someone and they go offline straight away
"are you talking to yourself"
no i’m breaking the fourth wall